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30 Crime Shows That Should Never Be Made

The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre's new comedy show about crime is called Minging Detectives (at Edinburgh Fringe this August). But you should see the titles they rejected (illustrated by Beano artist Kev F)...

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28. Brechin Bad

©2015 Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre

Did we mention they're Scottish? Trust us, if you know the East Coast of Scotland, this reference is hilarious. See also: The Name Of The Montrose

20. The Third Sock

©2015 Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre

And what have the Swiss invented? The cuckoo clock. But let's blame them for this pun. They can't zither out of it.

14. The Big Slipper

©2015 Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre

"I'm doing my Bogey" "What do I do?" "You do Bacall" "I do quite a lot given the opportunity". ©2015 Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre

4. Judge Tredd

©2015 Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre

He is the law. (So technically fits into this category, though he should have been in The Socks' 2013 show Socks In Space really)

1. Better Call Sole

©2015 Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre

No longer Slippering Jimmy... Oh, you've not seen the show yet? Trust us, you'll love it.

The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre's new show Minging Detectives is at the Edinburgh Fringe throughout August. Book now at edfringe.com

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