Buzz·Posted on May 1, 2014House Of Chards: A Kevin Spacey Drama About Salad LunchesSomeone please open this salad bar.by Kevin TangBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail What if we made TV shows about healthy lunch instead of violent political revenge? Kevin Tang House of Chards: great name for a salad bar. Someone please open this. Kevin Tang "Let's go to House of Chards for lunch. Stuff our face-holes with leafy greens. Put some fiber in the good old roughage bin." "I just had lunch 20 minutes ago. Now I'm hungry again."