1. Birds: Why Are They Such Assholes?

2. Anime Is Real.

3. How To Gamify Your Viral Funeral

4. Look At My Entire Dog.

5. The Heart Of A Child: The Last Untapped Resource?

6. George W. Bush: Masterpieces In Sonic Fan Art.

7. The War On Emo.

8. An Actual Screening of "Ted."

9. Babies: Are They Libertarian?

10. Wearing Noodles On Your Face So You Can't See The Haters.

All due respect to the genuinely moving, hilarious, informative, and fun TED Talks out there.