3. Your nose bleeds every time you’re turned on.
Ugh, so inconvenient.
9. You’re always seated next to the classroom window. Especially if you’re the rebel protagonist, or the mysterious transfer student/love interest.
13. If you’re a waifish warrior, you will be mistaken for a girl. You’ll always beat the meatheads.
15. You groan eloquently before, during, and after fights.
16. You’re always running optimistically into the sunset, or under some techno-blue sky, while someone sings the virtues of friendship.
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