3. Your nose bleeds every time you’re turned on.
Ugh, so inconvenient.
9. You’re always seated next to the classroom window. Especially if you’re the rebel protagonist, or the mysterious transfer student/love interest.
13. If you’re a waifish warrior, you will be mistaken for a girl. You’ll always beat the meatheads.
15. You groan eloquently before, during, and after fights.
16. You’re always running optimistically into the sunset, or under some techno-blue sky, while someone sings the virtues of friendship.
- Notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán has been extradited to the United States to face multiple charges.
- The turnout at Trump's inaugural concert was much smaller compared to the crowd that showed up for Obama's 2009 celebration.
- Donald Trump's pick for treasury secretary, Steve Mnuchin, was grilled by Democrats over his time leading a mortgage company that carried out over 36,000 foreclosures.
- A majority of American adults get news from Facebook, according to a new survey by BuzzFeed, but only 18% of respondents said they trusted news from Facebook. ✋ 📰