6. Molson Beer
This ended well for Jay Gatsby. If real guys didn’t believe in this garbage, though, the whole “ultra lounge” industry in financial districts everywhere would go out of business.
10. Miller Lite
“Nectar” spelled in spooky ghost-font.
11. Jim Beam
There are folks who want their groceries to tell them they’re a man’s man. They sometimes sob to sleep in Jeeps listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd.
13. Canadian Club Whiskey
That’s true. Our dads wear mom jeans and JNCOs :/.
15. MUSCLE MILKKK!!!! *cars explode*
- Criticized previously for not forcefully speaking out, Donald Trump condemned anti-Semitism after bomb threats were reported at 11 Jewish centers.
- President Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new national security adviser, replacing Michael Flynn who resigned last week.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it's the definition of friendship goals 😎