6. Molson Beer
This ended well for Jay Gatsby. If real guys didn’t believe in this garbage, though, the whole “ultra lounge” industry in financial districts everywhere would go out of business.
10. Miller Lite
“Nectar” spelled in spooky ghost-font.
11. Jim Beam
There are folks who want their groceries to tell them they’re a man’s man. They sometimes sob to sleep in Jeeps listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd.
13. Canadian Club Whiskey
That’s true. Our dads wear mom jeans and JNCOs :/.
15. MUSCLE MILKKK!!!! *cars explode*
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