4. And when they finally start returning your letters–
6. Being yelled at by Mr. Resetti will seem like a walk in the park.
7. They’ll talk such smack behind your back.
8. You’ll try to escape the neverending gauntlet of shopping, mortgage, and home-improvement hell–
9. –But everyone will judge you by the clothes you wear, the furniture you buy, the zip code of your paltry house.
10. They’ll talk about hipsters a whole lot.
13. And Phyllis will never let you write back to your mom.
20. And this DJ guitarist dog.
21. And this down-and-out shoeshiner dude.
22. Guard your feels in New Leaf. Animal Crossing is HARSH.
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