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17 Kids So Dang Funny You'll Be Howling With Laughter And Shaking Your Head

Kids actually do the darnedest things...

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1. We'll start with this kid:

When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and stones may break my bones” they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said “but chains and whips excite me” he seriously thought that was he second part.

4. This toilet paper mishap didn't go unnoticed:

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6. Shoutout to this badass in the making:

My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.

8. Ha, that's dark, Audrey:

Audrey (3yo): Tweet tweet! Me: Aw, are you a birdy? Audrey: Yes! I’m a mommy bird! Me: Where are your babies? Audrey: They’re eggs! They’re so cute!!! Me: And is there a daddy bird? Audrey, suddenly serious: He died a long time ago

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11. This girl is BRILLIANT:

Me: "Why are these Legos all over the floor?!" 5: "To keep everyone else away; it's my computer turn." BRILLIANT.

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16. OK, but this is actually an EXCELLENT name:

2yo referred to her coat pockets as "snack holes" and this is what I shall forever call them