This Guy Is Trying To Raise 100K To See Adele

Kevin Broccoli, a chantreuse enthusiast from Rhode Island, is trying to raise $100,000 to see the resurrection of Jesus aka Adele in concert.

This is Kevin. He, like all of the world and all known galaxies, loves Adele.

On Thursday, December 17th, a day that will live in infamy, he logged onto his computer to buy tickets to see Adele.

There seemed to be...

...Complications.

After waiting for what seemed like an eternity--

--He was finally rewarded with tickets!

Just kidding. There were no tickets at all.

So he did what any sane person in 2015 would do.

He took to the Internet to ask for money he feels entitled to because he wants something he can't afford.

So far, he's raised no money. But he knows that'll change once people find out about the GoFundMe. He also promises to post tons of photos from the concert on Instagram and be really obnoxious about the whole things. #hashtagsgalore

Pony up!