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I loved helping out this holiday season!
I know how it feels to be stuck on campus for the holidays
No one wants to eat dining hall food for the holidays
So I ran over as fast as possible to help out
Then y'all asked me to fry the chicken and I was like
"One order of cage raised genetically modified organism coming right up."
As soon as I finished, you asked me if I knew how to carve a turkey!
Y'all bought three turkeys!!!
Afterward we sat down to celebrate colonization
And as I saw you all eating that chicken
I said to myself, "how do I feel about this thing I have done?!"
And I remembered, all of America's celebrations are built off of oppression
My morals will never be safe during the holiday season
But I eventually would have to eat dinner...
And as I looked around at everyone's faces
The chicken was making everyone so happy
Did I do that?
Everybody wanted a piece of my chicken!
I haven't cooked meat in years but..
And as for coming back again next year?
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