SATIRE ALERT: This site exists to probe the vicious rumour that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. We don’t claim to know the truth — only that there’s a rumour floating around saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. So we’re going to do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
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