10 Junk Food Inspired Earrings You Can Actually Buy On Etsy

In a world full of gluten-free, paleo and vegan diets, be proud of your affinity for processed food and corporate America. And what better place to show your love than on your earlobes?!

1. Doritos Studs

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Respect to the classic Nacho Cheese, but throw in some Cool Ranch or even a Doritios Loco Taco pair and I'm sold.

2. Twinkie Hook Earrings

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Now America's favorite cream-filled cake can be immortalized dangling gently from your ears. Who knew Twinkies could be so dainty and fashion-forward?

3. Peeps Studs

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Best part is, you don't have to wait until Easter to wear them!

4. Capri Sun Hook Earrings

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Nostalgia on a hook. If only they came with a Lunchable necklace.

5. Snickers Hook Earrings

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Hungry? Grab a Snickers then stick them in your ears!

6. Mountain Dew Hook Earrings

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Everyone will think you're super hardcore when you rock these because it shows you can handle superhuman amounts of sugar, caffeine, and chemicals in your soda.

7. McDonald's Fry Hook Earrings

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Lovin' these. They look almost as appetizing as the fries do in real life.

8. Kentucky Fried Chicken Studs

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If only Colonel Sanders knew his Original Recipe would eventually spread to women's accessories. How elegant are these babies?

9. Starbucks Dangly Earrings

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For those days when you just want the world to know that you spend $6.50 on a latte on a regular basis.

10. Pizza Hut Studs

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Have you seen that new cheesy filled pocket crust they just put out? Any girl would be crazy not to flaunt these with pride.