2. You LOVE singing about Jesus despite the fact that you are Jewish.
Your mother hates you now.
3. You’re confused by any concert where the main act isn’t totally shit faced and the entire crowd isn’t double fisting foot long margaritas and 40s.
You mean you can only purchase two at once? What kind of nonsense is this? Can I at least get my fried chicken in a bucket? Yeesh.
- Hillary Clinton returned to the public arena in one of her first political appearances since the election, urging Democrats to "keep fighting."
- President Trump addressed the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, where he lashed out at the media and defended his agenda.