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    A Dating Guide Written By A Toddler

    When I was younger, probably 4 years old, I made a dating guide called Nightmares on Daeting. I definitely had my priorities straight.

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    by kelseymshirosky

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    Kelsey Shirosky

    Rule 1 - Never say a girl is cube

    Rule 2 - Never kiss a boy

    Rule 3 - Find a new dress

    Rule 4 - Give him the good night kiss and get new shoes

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