Things Future Me Should Know When Getting Ready To Wed

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Blinded by the Love

So you know that catchy tune Blinded by the Light? Well change light to love and you got infatuation. That's what happens when you idealize your significant other. And you want to know what happens after that? NOT HAPPILY EVER AFTER THAT'S WHAT. No instead you realize that your partner is a complete loser and has lost all illusion. JUST PUT THOSE SHADES ON AND DON'T BE BLINDED BY THE LOVE.

Get'cha Head in the Game

Listen if you really like this person, like enough to get married, at some point you may feel like you don't have to try very hard. But like always remember that catchy HSM song GET'CHA HEAD IN THE GAME and continue to woo that person. Don't reduce that effort, instead keep the romance alive. Or else the relationship might die. And well do you really want a divorce, my guess is probably not.

Keep Your Partner Close, But Your Friends Closer

Listen nothing is worse then those people who leave their friends for their significant others. You've always prided yourself on that, so I swear if you become one of "those" people we'll be having some major issues. What happens when you've blown off all your friends and then your "one true love" leaves you for the next best thing. Well let me give you a little glimpse, you're stranded on your own, singing "All by Myself" and eating ice cream on the floor (because your boyfriend took the furniture in the break up). You really want that? I think not so pull it together and learn to balance your time and stop being dependent on that one person.