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    10 Cringeworthy Quotes From Grey: As Told By Christian [NSFW, Y'all]

    Because Fifty Shades of Grey (2011) proved to be pretty lucrative, selling over 100 million copies worldwide, author E.L. James decided to release another version of the trilogy. It’s basically the entire story, all over again, from another character’s perspective. It is titled Grey (2015) and was released on June 18th, 2015.

    1. "Her mouth pops open at my response. That's more like it. Suck it, baby. I feel my equilibrium returning."

    2. "Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick."

    3. "My hand glides down her ass to the blue string, and I tug out the tampon.

    4. "An image of her shackled to my bench, peeled gingerroot inserted in her ass so she can’t clench her buttocks, comes to mind."

    5. "I blow gently up and down her pubic hair. 'I like this,' I mutter. It's been a long time since I've been up-close and personal like this. I tug it gently."

    6. "Gently, I rub my nose up and down her vulva."

    7. "Her words travel directly to my dick, passing 'go' on the way."

    8. "And there she is: disarming once more, surprising me at every turn. My cock concurs."

    9. "She looks radiant. My cock agrees and stiffens in greeting."

    10. "She wears a coquettish smile, which addresses my dick directly."

    All quotes taken from Grey (2015) by E.L. James.