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25 Things People Who Don't Drink Coffee Are Tired Of Hearing

You caffeine junkies won't understand, but some people just don't like coffee.

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For some people, coffee is a must.

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But other people don't need or want coffee to survive.

So here are a few things non-coffee drinkers have heard before and don't care to hear again.

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1. Wait. You DON'T drink coffee?!?!

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Yeah, I just said that.

2. Well have you ever tried coffee?

MTV

Yes. That's probably why I don't drink it. #yuck

3. Is it a religious thing?

NBC

Someone's nosy.

4. Is it a moral thing?

Disney

There are a lot of issues in the coffee industry and you should read up on it.

5. But how do you get up in the morning?

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I open my eyes and the day begins. After I hit snooze three times.

6. I'd be asleep right now if I didn't have my coffee this morning.

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*Yawn*

7. Do you have enough energy to get through the day?

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Sometimes! But if not, there are many other ways to energize without coffee.

8. So are you a tea person?

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Pinkies up.

9. Well there's caffeine in tea, too, ya know.

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Mhm, honey, I know.

10. Coffee is an acquired taste.

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Why acquire a taste for something you don't like?

11. You just aren't drinking the right kind of coffee!

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Oh really? What else am I doing wrong in life?

12. I bet you'd really like *insert coffee order here*

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Thanks but no thanks.

13. Have you tried the coffee from *insert coffee place here*, it's the BEST.

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Oh reallly? Do they have doughnuts, because if we go, I'll get that.

14. Do you at least like the smell?

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Some people do, others do not. But we can all agree your coffee breath is no bueno.

15. Wait. If you don't drink coffee what do you order at Starbucks???

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Cake pops, duh. Or ya know, anything that isn't coffee?

16. Does that mean you've never had a Pumpkin Spice Latte?

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Welcome back to Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

17. What about cappuccinos, espressos etc.?

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You mean all those super condensed coffee-based beverages? Pass.

18. But some of them are so nice and foamy!

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I've seen enough of this stuff on Instagram to satisfy any nonexistent craving I may have.

19. I don't trust people who don't drink coffee.

CBS

I'm coming for you.

20. Is that why you're always in a bad mood?

NBC

You're why I'm always in a bad mood. It's YOU.

21. Whenever I don't have my coffee I get the worst headaches.

Disney

That's withdrawal. You probably have a caffeine addiction.

22. Coffee is good for you!

NBC

In small doses, sure! But three cups a day takes a toll.

23. But coffee is expensive. You probably save a ton of money.

HBO

Yes, a purely fiscal decision on my part.

24. You never have to wait in those crazy coffee lines either!

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I did wait in line for the cronut once so I guess we are even.

25. One day you'll have the perfect cup of coffee and be changed forever.

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Until that day comes you can leave me alone.

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