1. He’s the perfect snuggle buddy.
Seriously, it’ll be the best nap you’ve ever had. Just ask Ross!
2. He’s not afraid to ask the deep questions.
You blow my mind, Tribbiani.
3. His impressions of you are unmatched.
Could he BE anymore spot on?
4. He’s by your side in the good times…
5. And the super scary times.
6. He keeps you young at heart.
7. He’s a great role model to all.
8. He knows how to make each day special.
It’s the THIRD day!
9. Your comfort is his No. 1 priority.
All that’s missing is the pizza.
10. His academic knowledge knows no bounds.
Hard to argue with logic like that!
11. He’s always there to catch you.
12. Whatever pain you feel, he feels.
Now THAT’S dedication, my friend.
13. He reminds you how to stay healthy…in 10 seconds or less.
Take that, resume!
14. Plus, there’s the added bonus of helping him prepare for auditions.
Piece of cake, oui?
15. He’s always got your back.
16. But most importantly, he ALWAYS cares about how you’re feeling.
What more could you ask for?
17. And I think we all can relate to this…
- President Trump has given House Republicans an ultimatum: Pass their health care bill Friday or he'll move on to other issues.
- The suspect in the London terror attack near Parliament, who was killed by police, has been identified as 52-year-old Khalid Masood.
- FBI agents posed as filmmakers to talk to armed militia during a standoff in Nevada, then used the footage against two men on trial in federal court.
- Donald Trump had a photo op in a semitruck. The photos were too good not to become a meme — and the internet delivered 🚛👍