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12 Times David Bowie's Jareth The Goblin King Was Responsible For Your Sexual Awakening On 'Labyrinth'

He's the babe with the power.

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1. When His Luscious Rockstar Locks Refused To Be Tamed

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Maybe he's born with it. Maybe he's the Goblin King.

2. When His Eyes Stared Into Your Soul

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And you still haven't recovered.

3. Whenever He Busted Out His Crop Whip

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Eat your heart out, Christian Grey.

4. And Demonstrated How Good He Is With His Hands

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This guy loved to play with his balls and that's not even a euphemism.

5. When He Was Surprisingly Great With Children

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Kidnapping aside, of course.

6. When He Reveled In His Own Cleverness

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THAT SMILE.

7. When He Taught Us About The Male Anatomy

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Whether we were ready for it or not.

8. When He Got Super Passionate About The Babe

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And you so desperately wished he was talking about you.

9. When He Somehow Turned Kidnapping Into An Art Form

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We should be creeped out, but.... *swoons*

10. When He Mesmerized Us With His Voice

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And amazing ballroom dance skills. (All while wearing sequins!)

11. When His Intensity Was All-Consuming

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Gulp.

12. When He Had All The Power Over Us

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Done and done.

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