Buzz·Posted on 22 Jul 201617 Brain Tweets That Will Make You Laugh And Then Think"Men statistically have larger brains than women, which is why men are usually smarter and elephants rule us all from their laser-hovercraft."by Kelly OakesBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope Did you know we only use 10% of our brains? "Actually that's a myth-" This part is useless *stabs fork in head* See? Now florble arble guh 05:50 PM - 23 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Summer Ferguson @summysideup Person: *treats me kindly and actually wants to spend time with me brain: they have an ulterior motive Me: what brain: they hate you 04:48 AM - 02 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Dean Burnett @garwboy I keep forgetting Trump has children. I think it's because my brain links them to 'Trump had sex' and deletes the memory for self defence 11:02 PM - 20 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Ailbhe Malone @ailbhetross When your therapist asks you to find the root of all your anxieties: 02:31 PM - 19 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Neuroskeptic @Neuro_Skeptic I have a nightmare of a future in which people only talk in 'neuroscience' terms. "Hello, how's your brain?" "Pretty well activated, yours?" 07:24 PM - 15 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. It's Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl I heard fish is good for your brain but now I can't get the smell out of my hair 06:43 AM - 02 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Laet Oliveira @LaetPO Had a brainstorm, 32 neurons dead, 104 missing. 10:39 PM - 14 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. mcc @mcclure111 Men statistically have larger brains than women, which is why men are usually smarter and elephants rule us all from their laser-hovercraft 03:07 AM - 05 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Shari VanderWerf @shariv67 We only use 10% of our brains because the other 90% is busy regretting saying "You too!" to a waiter after he said "Enjoy your meal." 04:14 AM - 27 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. non human paul @Death_Buddy You sneeze, and a tiny book titled "A spiders guide to navigating the human brain" shoots out your nose. You faintly hear a spider cussing. 06:30 PM - 24 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Emily van der Nagel @emvdn Don't look at phone in bed it messes up circadian rhythms. Make sure you lie in the dark thinking about everything you've ever done wrong. 12:32 PM - 31 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Pinboard @Pinboard Why do we believe in stupid evolutionary psychology just-so stories? Because our hunter-gather ancestors killed anyone who thought otherwise 04:34 AM - 28 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. k e e t @KeetPotato [friend asks me to read an article] brain: "am i taking too long? im not even reading it now. oh god" me: [hands it back] "very interesting" 04:09 PM - 21 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Andy @wawoodworth *me, in kitchen* Brain: hey your hand is in the garbage disposal so how about some related horror movie scenes Me: NO. Brain: bzzzzzzzzzzzzz 01:11 AM - 19 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Neuroskeptic @Neuro_Skeptic Somewhere in the brain, a fantastic pirate treasure lies buried. This is why neuroscientists are so interested in brain mapping. 06:38 PM - 21 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod BRAIN: it's 4am u up? ME: leave me alone B: who was our grade 5 teacher? M: stop B: why's our eye itchy? M: I'm ignoring u B: engage bladder 12:20 PM - 11 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. common sad girl @sadgirlkms stop for a minute n realize ur a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat 02:14 PM - 21 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite