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The first thing your brain does every morning is run through everything bad that has ever happened or could ever happen to you and your loved ones.
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You spend a good five minutes wondering if you really need a job at all.
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And then you start thinking about when you will next get to sleep.
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Because nothing is as soft and welcoming as your bed as soon as you have to get out of it.
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This is what it feels like when you check your phone before you're fully awake.
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Compared to night you, morning you gives zero fucks about your health and wellbeing.
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You have a love/hate relationship with the snooze button.
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Commuting while half asleep is a daily struggle.
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Except for those beautiful times when you can blame your lateness on a bad commute, instead of your inability to get out of bed.
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Making small talk with your coworkers before noon is a struggle.
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And god forbid someone has scheduled a meeting at the start of your work day.
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On the rare occasion you make it to work at least five minutes before you're due to start, you reward yourself with coffee.
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And when you are occasionally #blessed with a later start time, you become a whole other person.
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If you live with a morning person, you have considered murdering them at least one time.
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You've spent a considerable amount of time wondering why society is like this.
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When you start thinking about the fact that you'll have to live like this until you retire, you have to stop yourself, because it's just too sad.
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You have forgotten what it feels like to be well rested during the day.
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You start reaching peak alertness just as you really need to go to bed.
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So when you try to get an early night your brain doesn't let you.
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Sometimes you wonder what you could achieve if your ideal sleep schedule matched up with what society demands of you.
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But most of the time, you're just glad to survive each day.
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And make it to the weekend, when you can get some sweet, uninterrupted, blissful, actual sleep.