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When you spend so much time working you see science everywhere.
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When someone implies women are too emotional to do science.
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And that, being an emotional woman, you might accidentally fall in love at work.
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When you want to even the score.
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When you're the only woman at a conference dinner.
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When you're trying to talk about work with a female colleague.
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When you don't live up to people's expectations.
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When you decide to have a little fun with people who underestimate you.
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When people find it hard to believe you're the professor.
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When you get a chance to use the perfect, science-based Tinder response.
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When you have to invent new science to deal with terrible people.
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When there are not enough 😒 emojis in the world.
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But you have to hold your tongue because you don't have a permanent job.
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When you're having a bad day and start doubting yourself.
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When you feel like giving up.
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But then you remember all the work you put in to get where you are.
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And all the women who paved the way before you.
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And then, sometimes, you just can't hold in your snark any more.