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    It's Time To Talk About How Awful Ted Mosby Is On "How I Met Your Mother"

    I will drag him as long as I live.

    I think we can all pretty much agree that Ross Geller from Friends is the worst.

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    But you know who ALSO really sucks? Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother. Don't get me wrong, I adore the show! But it's about damn time we talked about Ted.

    Yeah, yeah, I know he was the narrator and protagonist and all. But I'm telling you, this man was simply unbearable.

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    First off, he was completely obsessed with finding "the one." He chased after girls relentlessly and wouldn't take no for an answer. I mean, the guy literally professed his love to Robin ON THE FIRST DATE.

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    Call it "love at first sight" if you must, but I think it was just creepy as hell.

    And then if he did manage to get a girl, he was just kind of a dick to them. Like when he cheated on Victoria after convincing her to try long distance.

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    "Nothing good happens after 2 a.m."? No, nothing good happens when you're a lying liar who LIES.

    Or how about when he dumped Natalie on her birthday and then dumped her on her birthday AGAIN several years later?

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    He was always going on about what a nice guy he was and how much he deserved true love...

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    When really, he just acted like an entitled toddler most of the time. He was always the victim somehow.

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    LET IT GO, TED.

    Oh yeah, and can we talk about how weird it is that he told his kids all his wild hookup stories? I don't know about you, but I would NOT want to hear about the time my dad almost had a threesome.

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    Someone save these kids!

    I mean, this guy really spent hours seemingly telling his kids a cute story about meeting their mom just so he could ask their permission to bone their Aunt Robin.

    How Normal people tell stories // How Ted Mosby tell stories https://t.co/Pse1HLV9Na

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    And finally, he was SO pretentious. He couldn't go two seconds without correcting someone or trying to one-up them. Because I guess he thinks stealing blue French horns makes him morally superior to everyone or something.

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    In conclusion, Ted Mosby is simply awful.

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