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First, this anon who just wanted to make sure their gift was delivered:
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This hip new American catchphrase:
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This person named Gavin who's very upset:
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This concerning alternate universe:
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This not-so-horrible goose:
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This new spin on "OK boomer":
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This person who's apparently not allowed to do their job:
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This poor sister who just needs sleep:
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This post that will make you say, "One of these is not like the others":
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This very heated Pinocchio stan:
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This person with an interesting debate strategy:
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This therapist who is at least helpful in one regard:
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This disturbing way to think about charging a cellphone:
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This breakfast that doesn't sound quite as appealing:
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This chicken pun I wish I had never heard:
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This invention that would have been helpful in middle school:
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This statement that's honestly just a fact:
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And finally, this person who literally found their other half and gave them some important advice:
