Books·Posted on Nov 3, 201916 Tweets English Majors Will Feel Personally Attacked ByIt's lit...English lit.by Kelly MartinezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. live cáss @internetcassie English majors only want one thing and it’s discussing 04:47 PM - 08 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. dyl b @sprtnght (english major moving apartments) there’s a lot to unpack here 04:17 PM - 01 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_ English majors will name their bar trivia team “Tequila Mockingbird” and not get a single Literature question right 10:28 PM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod PHILOSOPHY MAJOR: humanity is at risk STEM MAJOR: because global warming is affecting sea levels ENGLISH MAJOR: is it affecting or effecting 12:15 PM - 12 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. SparkNotes @SparkNotes If your party doesn't have seven rooms divided by color and a masked figure who symbolizes the notion that death is surely coming, don't bother inviting me 04:10 PM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Michael Halloween Name🌶 @Home_Halfway LAWYER: Can you tell the court where you were the night of the murder ENGLISH TEACHER: I'm sure I CAN, yes LAWYER: Ugh. Please tell the court where you were the night of the murder ENGLISH TEACHER: Much better. I was killing the victim 04:49 PM - 12 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Lydia Kiesling @lydiakiesling Who even is the third person 03:24 PM - 10 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. C.G. Drews @PaperFury Me: hi! sorry it took a while to get back to you!! i was reading! Human: uh it's been 3 years??? Me: do you realise how many books there are 12:34 PM - 21 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 𝐤𝖔𝖇𝐲 ♥ @kobychill english teachers thought it was such a flex to introduce us to edgar allen poe 06:14 AM - 06 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. The English Major @Audenary (WW1 1915) ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan? ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to- ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man's emptiness, yes... 01:44 PM - 08 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ˚。◌Depresión Tropical◌。˚ @DescansenPez Hey I think you're Really cool I Like You A lot. Maybe we can H A N G Out... Or something. - e.e. cummings 06:02 AM - 30 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. vero⚔ awae spoilers @a_nthos reading classics because you want to:🥰🥰🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩🤩 reading classics because school tells you to: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 12:59 PM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Rachel Sennott @Rachel_Sennott I wish I hadn’t taken AP English. Now everytime I’m on a street I’ve been on before I’m like “this is a metaphor” or “wow symbolism” but that is actually just something that happens when you live in an area 03:27 AM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ellery @elleryonline [wedding] "and now the groom will read his vows" me: you make every day feel like a scholastic book fair 04:45 PM - 10 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. GRave SashSLAYED 💀🔪👻 @_sashayed one thing i love about jane austen is that she's like "riding a horse isn't sexy. u know what's sexy? CARRYING an EXTRA UMBRELLA. what's sexy is when a man DISTRACTS and REMOVES some INFANTS who are BOTHERING U. NOTICING when ur TIRED and finding u a SEAT...THAT is the sex" 08:37 PM - 11 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Hip English Teacher @hipenglishteach Is it lit? Yes, it's lit. It's English Lit, and I think you're going to love it. 02:09 AM - 14 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite