All The "Elite" Guys, Ranked From "Hard Pass" To "Can Murder Me With Their Looks"

Why is everyone on this show hot?

16. Teo (Carla's dad)

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This man is just the absolute bane of my existence, y'all. He had zero redeeming qualities — he was a terrible husband and father, and he basically blackmailed his own daughter into sleeping with someone for money. Plus, if it wasn't for him and his stupid watches, none of this drama would have even happened. Hard pass, 0/10.

15. Ventura (Guzmán and Marina's dad)

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Yeah, this dude also sucked, honestly. I mean, he has the piercing blue-ish green eyes going for him, but that's about it. All he did was yell at his kids and get arrested. He was such a shitty dad that I can't even slightly thirst over him. Hard pass.

14. Felipe (Lu and Valerio's dad)

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I don't have much to say about this man except he sure did a screwed-up job of raising his children. I just want to know how Lu and Valerio managed to hook up for YEARS under his roof without him knowing?

13. Antonio (Ander's dad)

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Okay, I'll admit he's not AWFUL to look at as far as TV dads go. But he was just so BORING. His only personality trait was pressuring his son into playing tennis. Like, can you come up with something else, please? And where the heck was he when Ander had cancer?! Still, he wasn't as bad as the dads above him.

12. Yusef (Omar and Nadia's dad)

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Honestly, none of the Elite dads were very thirst-worthy, but Yusef at least had some character development. He was very unaccepting of Omar's sexuality at first, but I was glad he at least accepted Ander as his boyfriend in the end. He wasn't great, but I think he tried more than the other parents. So on that alone, I'm gonna have to rank him the highest of the dads.

11. Malick

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Malick could have been thirst-worthy, but I can't look at him without being incredibly angry about how he literally cheated on Nadia WITH HER BROTHER. Between that and the fact that he came between Ander and Omar, I was just...not a fan. He was really just a fuckboy when it came down to it.

10. Martín

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As far as teachers go, zamn. He was definitely not bad to look at (that beard is *chef's kiss*), but he didn't have much of a personality and was kind of a pushover. He's cute, but not hot, y'know?

9. Yeray

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Yeray was definitely hot, and he wasn't, like, a terrible boyfriend. But it was pretty messed up how he essentially used his money to let Carla's dad bully her into dating him. He liked the idea of Carla, not Carla herself. Just meh.

8. Valerio

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I feel like I'm supposed to find Valerio super sexy, but the fact that he hooked up with his literal half-sister for years just kinda turns me off. He's reasonably hot, but he has a lot of baggage. Maybe if I had gotten to see more of his character outside Lu and Polo/Cayetana, I would have ranked him higher.

7. Christian

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Christian had so much wasted potential!!! TBH, his character annoyed the hell out of me when he was first introduced, but he grew on me and it was a bummer that he was written off. His threesome with Polo and Carla will forever be iconic. He's not the thirstiest of the bunch, but I'd rank him a sold B+.

6. Omar

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Omar was adorable, and that Rocky Horror costume was magnificent. I gotta be honest, though — I was very disappointed in Season 3 Omar. Who hooks up with their sister's boyfriend and cheats on their boyfriend who's going through chemotherapy? It kind of ruined him a little for me.

5. Samuel

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Samuel and Carla are my OTP and I am majorly thirsty for Itzan Escamilla, so it was tough not to rank him higher. But Samu himself was just kind of...whiny? I guess he was a bit too "nice guy" for my taste. Season 2 Samu could, like...get it, though. He and Carla forever have me in a chokehold.

4. Polo

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I'm sorry y'all, Polo is my problematic fave. I know he's a murderer and all, and I'm not excusing his actions, but almost every single scene he was in was SO. HOT. This man just really had chemistry with everyone on the show — Christian, Carla, Ander, Valerio, Cayetana, Guzmán...the thirst is REAL.

3. Nano

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Nano wasn't my favorite person, but holy muscles, this boy was FINE. He was that hot senior boyfriend you had in high school that was kind of a loser but a really good kisser. Samuel just didn't stand a chance with Marina when he had this dude for an older brother. He gave me Volchock from The O.C. vibes.

2. Ander

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One word: CURLS. This boy is the absolute love of my life, and I just wanted to give him a big hug throughout the whole show. He could be a bit of a dick at times (cough, cough, Halloween party), but he really just wanted his friends to be happy at the end of the day. He had the charm, looks, just everything. Solid A.

1. And finally, at the very top, Guzmán

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If there's one Elite boy I would risk it all for, it's Guzmán Nunier. Not only is he ridiculously gorgeous, but his character also had one of the best developments of all time. He started off as a bully who did nothing but use his charm and looks to get his way, and he left the show incredibly selfless, mature, and 100% worthy of my girl Nadia. A+ all around.

Do you agree with these rankings? Disagree with any of them? Want to argue? Leave your thoughts in the comments!