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    15 Sandwiches That Should Honestly Be Illegal

    Sir, please step away from the loaf of bread.

    1. First, this sandwich that would have me heading straight to the bathroom:

    My boyfriend's go-to nostalgia/lazy meal, jalapeño tuna and hot cheeto sandwich. Fresh Dill to elevate. from shittyfoodporn

    2. This sandwich that I can kinda see the appeal of, but am still upset by:

    Leftover Chinese takeaway shoved in a sandwich from shittyfoodporn

    3. This sandwich I refuse to accept under any circumstances:

    Mayo and mint jelly sandwich from shittyfoodporn

    4. This sandwich that my 6-year-old self probably would have killed to eat:

    Maple Bacon Pop Tart Bacon Sandwich drenched in Butter from shittyfoodporn

    5. This absolute hot mess of a sandwich:

    My girlfriend said I’m not allowed to come near her during or after I eat my Peanut Butter, Pickle, and Hot Sauce sandwiches from shittyfoodporn

    6. This sandwich that just leaves me feeling...confused:

    Chocolate Cheese Sandwich from shittyfoodporn

    7. This sandwich with some assembly required:

    I asked my dad for a sandwich without telling him about the bread, I thought the bread was a given, the bread was not a given from shittyfoodporn

    8. This sandwich that even my college self wouldn't touch:

    Drunk snack canned pineapple and miracle whip sandwich from shittyfoodporn

    9. This mildly upsetting sandwich creation:

    Grape Jelly and Cream Cheese Sandwich, from my dad from shittyfoodporn

    10. This unfortunate love child between a grilled cheese and a quesadilla:

    Ran out of bread but wanted grilled cheese so I used a tortilla as the other piece of bread from shittyfoodporn

    11. This absolute CRIME:

    I made a peanut butter and jello sandwich. from shittyfoodporn

    12. This sandwich that just makes me want to cry:

    chicken noodle soup sandwich from shittyfoodporn

    13. This...interesting sandwich:

    A staple in my French Canadian family: cheez whiz and banana sandwich! from shittyfoodporn

    14. This sandwich that upsets my stomach just by looking at it:

    Peanut butter, pork rind and pickle sandwich. Tastes just as good as it looks from shittyfoodporn

    15. And finally, this sandwich that I can't decide if I love or hate:

    Gusher's Sandwich anyone? from shittyfoodporn

    Would you eat any of these? Got an atrocious sandwich recipe of your own to share? Tell us in the comments!


    H/T r/shittyfoodporn