16 Really Funny Tweets About Dads That Are 100% Accurate

    Better get to the airport seven hours early.

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    Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years??

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    Me: My dad: Me: My dad: you're gonna want to get to the airport at least 2 hours early

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    My dad is so dramatic when I’m not home all day.

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    Dads: *brag about waking up early* Also dad 5 mins after sittin on the couch

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    WHY DO DADS SNEEZE SO LOUD WHAT R U GOING TO GAIN FROM IT

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    Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.

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    Love it on Christmas day when a label on a present says "from mum and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside

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    my dad whenever i bring up a friend i’ve had for years

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    I never regret teaching my dad about makeup phrases because now I wake up to texts like this

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    Anyone else’s dad just be watching videos with the volume all the way up, with no regards for anyone

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    no one: my dad: why don’t you hang out with that friend from kindergarten anymore

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    Me: Walks downstairs and turns down the thermostat in my own damn house. My Dad: *200 miles away*

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    A dad’s favorite part of vacation is acting like he’s better than everyone else because he woke up the earliest.

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    *me, typing the address into Google maps* my dad: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it dad: need some directions?

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    no one: dad at a restaurant looking at the check: what’s the damage

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