Parents·Posted on Oct 29, 201916 Really Funny Tweets About Dads That Are 100% AccurateBetter get to the airport seven hours early.by Kelly MartinezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. kelly @kelkatcox Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years?? 10:37 PM - 15 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk Me: My dad: Me: My dad: you're gonna want to get to the airport at least 2 hours early 04:05 PM - 12 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. harley @Harlz_ My dad is so dramatic when I’m not home all day. 01:21 AM - 10 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. KI_o_NG_os♔ @AntohLibra Dads: *brag about waking up early* Also dad 5 mins after sittin on the couch 10:59 AM - 05 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. farha @shutyourhell WHY DO DADS SNEEZE SO LOUD WHAT R U GOING TO GAIN FROM IT 02:39 AM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Brooke March @Brooke_L_March Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family. 08:04 AM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Joe Iwanciw @iwanciw Love it on Christmas day when a label on a present says "from mum and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside 08:14 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Demetrius @DemetriusHarmon my dad whenever i bring up a friend i’ve had for years 01:59 AM - 20 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. tœfů #。 @LUVsicHEXALOGY I never regret teaching my dad about makeup phrases because now I wake up to texts like this 08:05 PM - 08 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Elias @Ec3_beisbol Anyone else’s dad just be watching videos with the volume all the way up, with no regards for anyone 01:20 PM - 08 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom no one: my dad: why don’t you hang out with that friend from kindergarten anymore 09:31 PM - 27 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mummified Jeans @momjeansplease Me: Walks downstairs and turns down the thermostat in my own damn house. My Dad: *200 miles away* 04:04 PM - 16 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Simon Holland @simoncholland A dad’s favorite part of vacation is acting like he’s better than everyone else because he woke up the earliest. 02:16 AM - 30 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ~ @bmhubbard8 *me, typing the address into Google maps* my dad: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it dad: need some directions? 04:24 PM - 17 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. No Dana only Zuul @DanaSchwartzzz no one: a dad: I'm just resting my eyes 04:01 AM - 23 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. lil arab @sweatyhairy no one: dad at a restaurant looking at the check: what’s the damage 06:24 PM - 01 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite