So Gilmore Girls is coming soon to a Netflix near you. I'm not saying this is a big deal or anything but...
If you've not yet had the pleasure of experiencing the joys of Stars Hollow...
But if you're already well versed in Diner a la Luke however, say goodbye to that exercise you've been doing.
Regardless, when October 1 rocks up, you're going to need to grab all the junk food from all directions.
I'm serious. Grab everything.
See also: COFFEE.
You're going to put on a few pounds.
You'll need to learn to prioritise.
UNLESS you choose the binge-partner-in-crime route. In which case the decision about which loved one(s) to spend these next few precious viewing months (weeks) with is vital.
No pressure but you've got to make the right decision.
Which leads me to cutting off all non-Gilmore associates. They just won't get you anymore. You don't need them. You hear me? YOU DON'T NEED THEM.
Sometimes you'll need to leave the house, for groceries or toilet paper or something.
And sometimes hearing ONE SECOND of the theme song before you skip ahead will be enough to push you off the edge.
At some point you'll get FOMO.
You should only plan for one social event in October. It should be Halloween.
Oh, you have to earn a living you say? Well is there a streaming device at your place of business? Yes? Then you may resume.
You can we wear PJs to work, right?
But just as you're relaxing and soaking in that delicious pop culture education...
...and realising your best friends are fictional...
It'll end and your whole world will feel like it's caving in.
But...success! Because you've finished the Gilmore Girls, you Sarcasm Jedi, you.
And you're a better person now.
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