My family rocks And its all thanks to my mom She picked this guy to be my Dad She brought this menace into the world :/ She made my brother and I her whole life And we made sure that being a stay at home mom was a full time job She dressed me in all the coolest accessories Bc she knew I would never be embarrassed by these looks in the future I mean seriously what was with all the hats?! She's always helping me From school projects to trying to be a functioning adult, my mom has always been there to support me when (9 times out of 10) I mess up. She's a real-life Kitty Forman She encourages her children to challenge traditional gender roles Sorry Jimmy She got me this shirt Instead of actually getting me a pony She has a great sense of humor *see above pic of girl who wants a pet pony for proof* Sometimes she wonders why she ever had kids Like that one time when I gave her a birthday card that said "Happy Mother's Day",or when her son kept jumping in water despite not knowing how to swim as a kid... But I'm so glad you did Because I wouldn't have anything if it wasn't for you So thanks for taking me to disney world And to all of my childhood activitiesand to that dark and loud hell also known as Holister so that I could wear the latest 7th grade fashions And for exposing me to different viewpoints #Hillary2016 Thank you For shouldering the weight of motherhood and making it look easy Thank you For teaching me the value of handwork and sacrifice Thank you For setting a 25 year long example of what love and partnership look like. Thank you For not smacking me when I gave you this look for talking to me in front of my friends and for loving me through those hellish tween years. Thank you For providing me a life full of incredible opportunities. Thank you For everything.For giving Jimmy and I your everything, everyday of our lives. If I ever become a mother I'll have some very large shoes to fill I love you Mom.Happy Mother's Day.