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    Would You Swipe Right For A Merman?

    While swiping away on Tinder, we came across this magical 29-year-old merman who refers to himself as "batshit crazy" and lives at the intersection of BFF & DTF -- would you swipe right?

    KellyKKRoberts
    by KellyKKRoberts

    Community Contributor

    He knows how to get your attention.

    He's bat shit crazy, and not like your ex.

    He's honest.

    He's secretly a merman. Yes, seriously.

    He is ready to get Philosophical with you.

    And he's ready to grab a drink.

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