A whistleblower is claiming that UNC student-athletes could pass a class with a single paper — this 148-word paper that earned an A- is AMAZING, people. - [USA Today]
BREAKING: The “healthiest” Taco Bell breakfast items, ranked. - [GQ]
Girl, I hope you kept your receipt, because these 16 dresses are just never appropriate to wear to a wedding. Or possibly ever. - [Cosmopolitan]
Watch the first trailer for Michael Bay’s new “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” and try to just, um, be cool about the way the turtles look. - [Variety]
Want to get your heart racing without any exercise whatsoever? Watch this video of a construction worker trapped on the edge of a burning building. - [DEVOUR]
Sure, most of the things about these stories are bleak and nightmarish, but still. Here are 10 dystopias we might actually want to live in. - [Esquire]
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