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SEX ADVICE FROM THE AQUA TEEN

Carl, Shake, and Frylock answer all your sex questions.

learbunda 13 years ago

Wii Goes Semi-Sexual

How’s this for a ridiculous video game idea? Wii recently introduced a new video game, Enjoy Your Massage , in which you, the player, perfect your massage skills by deftly scrolling over a female animae character’s exposed back. Each sexy, stressed-out lady’s back is helpfully divided into nine quadrants, each of which lights up when you “massage” that area with your strangely disembodied hands. Have a fetish for a certain female stereotype? It’s probably present in this game, awaiting your nimble fingers. Game-play itself is fairly innocent, punctuated only by small sighs of pleasure and affirmations of, “That feels good.” Unfortunately, as of yet, no “happy endings” here.

Kelly Bourdet 13 years ago