Wii Goes Semi-Sexual
How’s this for a ridiculous video game idea? Wii recently introduced a new video game, Enjoy Your Massage , in which you, the player, perfect your massage skills by deftly scrolling over a female animae character’s exposed back. Each sexy, stressed-out lady’s back is helpfully divided into nine quadrants, each of which lights up when you “massage” that area with your strangely disembodied hands. Have a fetish for a certain female stereotype? It’s probably present in this game, awaiting your nimble fingers. Game-play itself is fairly innocent, punctuated only by small sighs of pleasure and affirmations of, “That feels good.” Unfortunately, as of yet, no “happy endings” here.