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Would You Pick The Right Guy On "The Bachelorette"?
Sean wants to get married — someday. Not today. Or tomorrow. Or any day in the foreseeable future. He just wants to date, live his life, and have a good time. Marriage is for adults and Sean doesn’t feel like an adult yet.
C’mon, girl. What were you thinking? Everyone knows that “barista from Los Angeles, CA” is reality TV code for “aspiring actor.”
Tad is sensitive. Tad is intense. Tad is definitely going to snap in a really nasty way one day. You’re gonna want to get out of your contractually obligated engagement before that happens!
Thad is a Bad Dude. You didn't realize it during the show because the cameras and producers and everything made his aggression seem like a passion–anxiety hybrid, but the truth is Thad is a real jerk. You two aren't even going to make it to the reunion show.
Mike K is funny, accomplished, and really, really smart. He’s total husband material. Unfortunately, he’s got a girlfriend at home and only came on the show to promote his new dating app. All that endless complaining about Tinder? Yeah, that was a conscious attempt to trash-talk a competitor on national television.
Jacob wasn’t lying when he said he wants to be married more than anything. He just wants to be married to the woman who left him at the altar.
Girl, Mike S is a 23-year-old Vine star. What were you thinking? Yes, he’s cute and funny and seems to really like you, but he’s a 23-year-old Vine star. He’s not marriage material and he never even tried to pretend otherwise. This one is on you.
Honestly, Linus was never that interested in you. He only tried out for the show because he wanted to spend a couple weeks drinking free booze in a mansion in Los Angeles. He’s not sure what he wants to do next — maybe write a novel about a man who shakes up his life by going on a trashy reality show? — but he’s absolutely certain it doesn’t involve marriage.
Yeah, the orange Starburst thing is a red flag — seriously, who likes orange Starbursts the best? — but, in the end, you were smart to realize that Chad is a grown-ass man. He’s lived and dated, and he’s ready to settle down. He’s got a stable job, a kind smile, and the hots for you. Plus, you’ll always be able to split a pack of Starbursts without a fight. That’s real love right there.