Oreo Rice Without Rice

If anyone could let me know what I've done, that'd be great

Pray for all of us and our stomachs

Sadly enough, me

Oreo rice is a "thing" now? Guess so. We tried to make it. I brought the Oreos, a co-worker told me she had rice. I assumed she was not lying. We get to her house, three Netflix binges later and some really melted butter in a pan later. We had no rice. Riveting I know. So we made this. Recipe to follow.

# Melt a pat of butter in a large-er pot

# Realize you're the worst and have no rice

# Take a packet of ramen, throw the flavoring away (ya nasty) and break the ramen into smaller pieces in a pot

# Re-evaluate your life and choices

# Add 1.5 cups of milk into the pot and let cook

# Once ramen is mostly cooked, add a full package of Oreos

# Begin praying

# Check up on that pot about 3 minutes later when your excitement overflows

# Stir

# Don't let the appearance discurage you

# Try it

# Don't feel any strong emotion towards it

# Add Oreo ice cream

I'm honestly so sorry.

Please be aware of the side effects of trying this may include but are not limited too:

# Stomach pain

# Self hatred

# Black teeth

# Ruined friendships

# Sadness

# Dizziness

# Nausea

# A general feeling of being upset