1. They’re rude.
2. They fart.
3. They think the floor is their dinner plate.
5. They want stupid things.
6. They make you go to Chuck E. Cheese’s.
7. They’re poop factories.
9. They use inappropriate canvasses.
10. They only have XBox.
11. You can’t order a prostitute without worrying one of them will show up.
13. They smell.
14. They’re bad for the soul.
16. They can’t hold wine without spilling it.
17. They make you do crazy things.
19. They cry over everything.
20. They’re terrible gift givers.
21. They make you love this.
- Thousands made it to the Women's March on Washington on Saturday to stand up for women's rights and protest Donald Trump.
- Crowds for the Women's March in Washington, DC, were much larger than for the inauguration.
- Surrounded by penguins, people all the way in Antarctica participated in the Women's March on Saturday ❄️
- "We shall overcomb." People across America got creative and made some pretty epic signs for the Women's March.