1. They’re rude.
2. They fart.
3. They think the floor is their dinner plate.
5. They want stupid things.
6. They make you go to Chuck E. Cheese’s.
7. They’re poop factories.
9. They use inappropriate canvasses.
10. They only have XBox.
11. You can’t order a prostitute without worrying one of them will show up.
13. They smell.
14. They’re bad for the soul.
16. They can’t hold wine without spilling it.
17. They make you do crazy things.
19. They cry over everything.
20. They’re terrible gift givers.
21. They make you love this.
- An adult film actress says Donald Trump, or someone on his behalf, offered her $10,000 and the use of his private jet to come to his suite.
- AT&T has made a deal to buy Time Warner — owner of CNN, HBO, and Warner Bros. — in one of the biggest acquisitions ever 💰
- The Chicago Cubs are heading to their first World Series since 1945 after beating the Los Angeles Dodgers 🐻
- A black metal band crashed a couple's engagement shoot and the photos are 🤘