1. They’re rude.
2. They fart.
3. They think the floor is their dinner plate.
5. They want stupid things.
6. They make you go to Chuck E. Cheese’s.
7. They’re poop factories.
9. They use inappropriate canvasses.
10. They only have XBox.
11. You can’t order a prostitute without worrying one of them will show up.
13. They smell.
14. They’re bad for the soul.
16. They can’t hold wine without spilling it.
17. They make you do crazy things.
19. They cry over everything.
20. They’re terrible gift givers.
21. They make you love this.
- Oops: "Moonlight" won Best Picture at the Oscars, but they accidentally gave it to "La La Land" first 😳 ⁉️
- Philip Bilden, the businessman nominated by President Trump to be secretary of the Navy, has withdrawn himself from consideration.
- Actor Bill Paxton has died at 61. He starred in classics including "Twister," "Titanic," "Big Love," and "Aliens."
- The Nokia brick phone is making a comeback — it's been reimagined with a colored screen, but the game Snake hasn't gone anywhere 🐍📲