20 Steps To Enjoying Hot Dogs This 4th Of July

The 4th of July is the time to celebrate all things America. And what’s more American than shoveling down mysterious meat combinations?

1. Start your day with a stroll through the hot dog fields.

2. Make sure you dress appropriately.

3. Then go pick up your hot dogs.

4. What better place than Taco Bell?

5. Now go pick up some buns.

6. But don’t trust every bun you see.

7. Invite this guy over.

8. Look out for helicopters.

9. Next, fire up the grill.

10. Don’t screw it up.

11. Try experimenting with bacon.

12. But don’t try and get artsy with it.

13. Ignore the health concerns…

14. …but still be careful.

15. Learn to accept the new wave of hot dog technology.

16. Understand that bigger is better.

17. Grab your condiments…

18. …but don’t even think about using ketchup.

19. Have your bun ready.

20. And please don’t do whatever this lady was doing.

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