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Love actually is a bunch of hot, problematic dudes.

Which Hot, Problematic "Love Actually" Dude Is Your Soulmate?

He dances like no one's watching, he reads holiday greeting cards, he must work on his political wave, he enjoys chocolate biscuits, he battles the president of the U.S. in the name of love — he is David, the Hot Dancing Prime Minister! But seriously, he shouldn't let his personal life interfere with his political responsibilities.

David, the Hot Dancing Prime Minister

He is Colin, God of Sex, he just booked his ticket to the states, he has a cute British accent, he just wants to get to the nearest average American bar — he is Colin, the Hot Delusional Sex God! And honestly, everything about him is problematic, it's too hard to pick just one quality.

Colin, the Hot Delusional God of Sex

He still uses a typewriter for some reason, he's alone again (naturally), he can wear the shit out of a sensual turtleneck, he really must make photocopies, he hates eels — he's Jamie, the Hot Melancholy Writer! But seriously, he just ditches his family on Christmas?! Uncle Jamie is so problematic.

Jamie, the Hot Melancholy Writer

He somehow squeezed that extra syllable into the fourth line, he may or may not have shagged Britney Spears, he knows how to use a felt-tip pen, Elton John is sending him an embarrassingly big car as we speak — he's Billy Mack, the Hot Geriatric Rockstar! But seriously, his music videos are too extra.

Billy Mack, the Hot Geriatric Rockstar

He's the master of home videos, he's definitely not Mia's boyfriend, he's all about self-preservation, he can zip up a sweater with unparalleled levels of angst, he is probably standing outside your home right now with a series of inappropriate signs — he's Mark, the Hot Pseudo-Stalker! But seriously, he's gotta cool it with macking on his BFF's wife.

Mark, the Hot Pseudo-Stalker

He's enigmatic, he's ridiculously hot, he will always tell you good night before he leaves the office, he knows life is full of complications but he's still gonna bolt if your phone rings too much, you've probably been in love with him for two years, seven months, three days, one hour, and 30 minutes — he's Karl, the Super Hot Flake! But seriously, why couldn't he have made it work with Sarah?!

Karl, the Super Hot Flake

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Which Hot, Problematic "Love Actually" Dude Is Your Soulmate?

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