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We Need To Talk About Dark Swan On "Once Upon A Time"

Those eyebrows.

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We all remember what happened in the Season 4 Once Upon A Time finale.

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It's still too soon to talk about it. We don't have to talk about it.

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JK, we're going to talk all about it, and what we know about Dark Swan so far.

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Like Normal Emma, she's into leather. Unlike Normal Emma, Dark Swan isn't into just leather jackets. She's into full-body leather.

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She seems to have very low standards when it comes to acceptable bedding.

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But really high standards when it comes to lipstick.

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Her statement ring game is on point.

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And so is her boot game. Let's please all behold these high-heeled, thigh-high leather boots Dark Swan is rocking.

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Her dagger looks darker than Rumple's, maybe because she's more evil? Maybe because she kills more people? MAYBE IT'S JUST THE LIGHTING?

IDK, GUYS, IDK.
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IDK, GUYS, IDK.

Homegirl is a RULE BREAKER because she is standing on the counter of Granny's Diner, and nobody messes with Granny.

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She's only a monster on the inside. Cut her some slack.

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Actually give her NO slack because when she crushes hearts, the dust TURNS TO DIAMONDS. YES, DIAMONDS.

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Or some other similar-looking precious gem. Or perhaps it's just sparkly dust. The point is, Dark Swan is crushing hearts and that's insane.

She seems to be a fan of the up-do, every glimpse we've had of her so far has been of her rocking the up-do. It is, possibly, because she's too busy crushing hearts to get a blow-out.

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Her smile is terrifying. It isn't even a smile, it's like a slightly excited grimace. It's awful.

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She has that trademark Dark One sparkle, but one thing is very different from past Dark Ones...

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...And that would be her eyebrows. They are bleached and already iconic.

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We're ready for you, Dark Swan. We're ready for you and your power brows.

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