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    Posted on Nov 3, 2014

    23 Unbelievable Lies All '90s Kids Told

    NO ONE knows what's in a Wonder Ball.

    1. "I buy all my CDs."

    Limewire

    You LimeLiar.

    2. "Haha, Face doesn't terrify me at all!"

    Nickelodeon

    "Hi there, Face here—" RUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!

    3. "Pfffft, no, I didn't cry during that scene of Fresh Prince when Will asks why his dad doesn't love him."

    NBC / Via buzzfeed.com

    YOU DESERVE LOVE, WILL! OH GAHHHHD.

    4. "Sporty Spice is totally my favorite."

    Columbia / Via drwsph4.tumblr.com

    Nope.

    5. "No big deal, Mario Kart is just a game."

    Nintendo / Via uproxx.com

    A game of LIFE AND DEATH.

    6. "I'm not afraid of my Furby, it's just a toy."

    Via viveut-vivas.tumblr.com

    *a toy that's watching you.

    7. "No way, Bop It is not an infuriatingly impossible game."

    Via imgur.com

    WHAT MASOCHIST INVENTED THIS THING?

    8. "I can totally eat TWO of these AT THE SAME TIME!"

    Via nuts.com

    Oh, how I long for death now.

    9. "No, I've never killed my Tamagotchi on purpose!"

    Via buzzfeed.com

    It's fine, we all like to feel invincible.

    10. "I'm not going to eat all the icing first this time."

    Flickr: erik.altitude / Creative Commons / Flickr: erik_altitude

    Oops.

    11. "I've seen Homeward Bound so many times, I don't even cry at the end anymore."

    Disney / Via youtube.com

    That trumpet solo. Heaving sobs. Every time.

    12. "I've never even heard of rotten.com!"

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    Lol k.

    13. "Nah, I don't believe in angels."

    Disney / Via amythegloriouspond.tumblr.com

    Unless, ya know, the Angels win the pennant...

    14. "I'm not at all creeped out by Baby Sinclair."

    ABC / Via thethingsidonthate.tumblr.com

    Kill it with fire.

    15. "Wow, these Moon Shoes sure are cool and comfy!"

    Via hellogiggles.com

    Both of my ankles are broken. BROKEN.

    16. "I can totally taste the difference between Capri Sun flavors."

    Via peteneems.tumblr.com

    Someone get a blindfold.

    17. "I'm not attracted to cartoon characters."

    Nickelodeon / Via octopussoir-.tumblr.com

    It's fine, between Disney and Nicktoons, no one stood a chance.

    18. "Wow, this powder gum is both interesting and delicious!"

    Via pinterest.com

    Why have we done this to ourselves, humanity?

    19. "My American Girl doll doesn't say anything about me."

    American Girl Publishing, Inc. / Via ponies-and-candy.tumblr.com

    FALSE. Such a Samantha.

    20. "This Tickle Me Elmo craze sure makes a lot of sense!"

    Via peteneems.tumblr.com

    Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.

    21. "Why yes, my Easy Bake Oven brownies look exactly like they do in the commercials!"

    Via p0k0u.tumblr.com

    Actually impossible.

    22. "There's no such thing as 'too many Beanie Babies.'"

    Via thefabulousstains.blogspot.com

    Well, this might be true.

    23. "I totally know what's going to be in this Wonder Ball."

    Via ray-romano.tumblr.com

    FALSE. NO ONE EVER KNOWS WHAT'S IN A WONDER BALL.

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