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*sings Hollaback Girl in the shower* Government agent spying on me:
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The government agent spying on me through my front camera has had enough 😔
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Me, flirting with the government agent assigned to me through my webcam, hoping to get a government sugar daddy
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me: *double texts a boy who left me on read* government agent who reads all my texts: oh i see she's back on her bullshit again *sigh*
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me: *is tweeting fake positive shit while binge eating junk food and on the fourth day of my depression hibernation… https://t.co/rjqyq8gyMC
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me, peeling tape off webcam: hey guys whats apoptosis mean? little FBI voice within my computer: programmed cell d… https://t.co/uwFZNQnRZm
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Your government agent watching you tweet about the government agent watching you while the government agent that’s… https://t.co/kpSFexO5XN
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the government agent that is assigned to me while im playing my playlist when im in the shower
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i hope the government agent spying on my activity likes all these pics of kylo ren
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the two gay government agents watching me lip sync to britney through my webcam
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hope the government agent watching me through my webcam is enjoying my one woman production of Jesus Christ Superstar this morning
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the government when they see beyoncé through her laptop webcam
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me: *covers the camera from my laptop's webcam with tape* the government agent always watching me: *texting me* omg r u mad at me?
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i hope the goverment enjoys watching me through my webcam watching ariana interviews til' 3 am crying my eyes out
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me threatening the government agent monitoring me through my phone camera after realising they did nothing but watc… https://t.co/ajvEGE2kma
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me saying goodnight to the government agent assigned to me through my webcam
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Me trying on clothes for a first date and asking the government workers in the webcam what they think
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the FBI agent that monitors me through my laptop watching me try to take a cute selfie
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My assigned FBI agent clicking yes when Netflix wants to know if I’m still watching, because they’re binge watching… https://t.co/P4VsNpVqmP
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sometimes I think a lot about the government agent that monitors me through my phone and laptop and I wonder about… https://t.co/XtcRH0IAFs
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me: [laughing at one of those “FBI agent watching me through my laptop” tweets] the FBI agent watching me through m… https://t.co/LwscqKhYBe