Buzz·Posted on Jan 19, 201821 Tweets The Government Agent Watching You Will Love*winks @ webcam*by Keely FlahertyBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Luke McCrea @Lookleluke *sings Hollaback Girl in the shower* Government agent spying on me: 07:04 PM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ship Capone @Thats_So_Rahman The government agent spying on me through my front camera has had enough 😔 07:10 PM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. imBECile @Ummbecca Me, flirting with the government agent assigned to me through my webcam, hoping to get a government sugar daddy 06:36 PM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. indie @INDIEWASHERE me: *double texts a boy who left me on read* government agent who reads all my texts: oh i see she's back on her bullshit again *sigh* 08:52 PM - 21 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. indie @INDIEWASHERE me: *is tweeting fake positive shit while binge eating junk food and on the fourth day of my depression hibernation… https://t.co/rjqyq8gyMC 10:03 PM - 01 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. lily jackson @lilyzella me, peeling tape off webcam: hey guys whats apoptosis mean? little FBI voice within my computer: programmed cell d… https://t.co/uwFZNQnRZm 02:49 AM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. squid @JoshJarabek Your government agent watching you tweet about the government agent watching you while the government agent that’s… https://t.co/kpSFexO5XN 08:53 PM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. reese @cartertoyou the government agent that is assigned to me while im playing my playlist when im in the shower 11:24 PM - 12 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. immovable gay @_1mwe i hope the government agent spying on my activity likes all these pics of kylo ren 08:21 PM - 14 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. danny @palestwaves the two gay government agents watching me lip sync to britney through my webcam 08:37 PM - 10 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. elena @elenaplots hope the government agent watching me through my webcam is enjoying my one woman production of Jesus Christ Superstar this morning 07:04 PM - 14 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. jamaica 🌺 @nuttingtons the government when they see beyoncé through her laptop webcam 02:07 AM - 08 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. indie @INDIEWASHERE me: *covers the camera from my laptop's webcam with tape* the government agent always watching me: *texting me* omg r u mad at me? 01:41 PM - 28 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. dangerous cameron @GrandesDevotion i hope the goverment enjoys watching me through my webcam watching ariana interviews til' 3 am crying my eyes out 07:11 PM - 10 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Chidz Hustle @chidzhustle me threatening the government agent monitoring me through my phone camera after realising they did nothing but watc… https://t.co/ajvEGE2kma 12:47 AM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. adam salad @cuteadamgifs me saying goodnight to the government agent assigned to me through my webcam 06:40 AM - 14 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. danny @dannyy_yyyy Me trying on clothes for a first date and asking the government workers in the webcam what they think 09:37 PM - 12 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. fat bully @ricardojkay the FBI agent that monitors me through my laptop watching me try to take a cute selfie 03:04 AM - 19 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Misty Knight No Crescent Fro @Steph_I_Will My assigned FBI agent clicking yes when Netflix wants to know if I’m still watching, because they’re binge watching… https://t.co/P4VsNpVqmP 02:03 PM - 15 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Morgs @morgan_gaglione sometimes I think a lot about the government agent that monitors me through my phone and laptop and I wonder about… https://t.co/XtcRH0IAFs 06:32 AM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. julia reinstein @juliareinstein me: [laughing at one of those “FBI agent watching me through my laptop” tweets] the FBI agent watching me through m… https://t.co/LwscqKhYBe 03:16 AM - 19 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite