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21 Tweets That Are Better Than Sex

Sex is cool and all, but tweets are better.

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sex is cool but have u ever heard the laugh of someone u love n felt like ur entire heart was sent to heaven n back

2.

yea ok sex is cool but have u ever heard of emotional stability

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3.

sex is cool and all but have u ever tried reading an angsty romance and getting to the part where they finally kiss after like 30 chapters

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever held hands with your crush for so long that you two don't even care that your pa… https://t.co/mDGZ4A40tW

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Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever had a bed to yourself with no one trying to keep you awake and touching… https://t.co/frYCahHfVU

6.

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

7.

yeah sex is cool but have you tried eating plants directly instead of feeding plants to animals to kill the animals… https://t.co/JuiGSdloVl

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yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever had a conversation with someone who makes good eye contact throughout, s… https://t.co/uF1n6I7wKH

9.

yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever tried crippling social anxiety???

10.

yeah sex is cool but have you tried washing your dishes right after you use them so they never pile up in the sink???

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sex is cool and all but have u ever tried drinking water @ 3 am

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yeah sex is cool and all but have u ever recommended someone a song and they come back and compliment ur taste in m… https://t.co/qDk23xIgbT

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13.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried accomplishing all your tasks without cramming or procrastinating and still getting enough sleep

14.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever listened to someone you love talk about something they're super passionate about… https://t.co/ZwcCxZDJvO

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yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever made a vine reference and had the person you were talking to respond with another vine reference

16.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project

17.

sure sex is cool but have you ever stayed up with someone you’ve known awhile.. finally, for just hours and hours,… https://t.co/nYXbTC4KfX

18.

Sex is cool and all but have you ever had a 5 hour conversation with someone without running out of things to talk about?

19.

yea sex is cool but had you ever hugged an internet friend after pouring your heart out to each other for months ma… https://t.co/acjwwCfe2Q

20.

Yeah having sex is cool but have you ever had someone care about your mental health?

21.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever stepped on a crunchy leaf

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