1. The Parting Dish of Pristine Proportions
2. The Scale by Which All Other Scales Are Judged
3. The Garnish of Spacial Wonder
4. The Swiffer of Serendipity
5. The Ideal Eggshell
6. The Cheese of Geometric Excellence
7. The Staple of Unparalleled Placement
8. The Gas Pump of Purity
9. The Condiments of Just and Flawless Organization
10. The Q-tips of Equal Spacing
11. The Spiral of Cleanliness
12. The Binders of Unity
13. The Perfectly Folded Fitted Sheet
14. The Mythical Orange of Excellence
15. The Gumballs of Fate
16. The Vegetation of Goodly Order
17. The Shelf of Immaculate Folding
18. The Perfectly Proportioned Pantry
19. The Deliciously Symmetrical Breakfast
20. The Vacuum of Faultless Shape
21. The Perfectly Peeled Reese's Cup
