2. LOOK AT THIS THING.
3. WHO NEEDS THAT MANY ARMS?
No one that can be trusted, that’s who.
6. The vampire squid can turn itself INSIDE OUT.
INSIDE THE FUCK OUT.
9. And they are crafty. A giant squid hadn’t been caught on video in its natural habitat until 2012.
They’re too busy BEING REALLY SKETCHY.
14. And they must want revenge, BECAUSE WE EAT THEM.
WHY ARE WE PROVOKING THEM?