1. You shouldn't have to explain your own joke, Dad.
2. Seriously, Dad? Pill-O's?
3. Enough with the fishing puns, Dad.
4. Dad. We get it.
5. Dad, stop, that makes literally zero sense.
6. That isn't funny, you're the one who taught me how to ride a bike, Dad.
7. DUH, DAD. UUUUUGH.
8. You're so embarrassing, Dad.
9. That doesn't make A LICK of sense! See? THAT was a joke, DAD.
10. I can't even. I can't even with you, Dad.
11. D-A-D.
12. I really don't know how you're finding time to write these, Dad.
13. Is it after work? Do you have a second job we don't know about?
14. If you have a second job you should really tell us.
15. DAD.
16. DAD, STOP.
17. DAD?!?!
18. FATHER OF MINE!
19. I KNOW IT'S YOU.
20. I KNOW IT'S YOU IN THERE.
21. STOP PRETENDING TO BE A POPSICLE, DAD.
