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21 Embarrassing Things Every Muggle Secretly Does

The Muggle struggle is real.

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1. Started writing a diary just to see if it would write back.

And when it didn't, you were both disappointed and relieved.
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And when it didn't, you were both disappointed and relieved.

2. Quietly muttered “Lumos” when you turn on a light.

And "Nox" when you turn it off.
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And "Nox" when you turn it off.

3. Still silently swoon whenever someone says “always” in any context.

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"I always trim my toenails once a week—"

"MARRY ME."

4. Said “Accio” to try and summon something you've misplaced.

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Accio the damn remote control.

5. Seen a rat and tried to count the number of toes it had.

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Curiously long life for a common garden rat...

6. Lingered around the snake display case at the zoo, listening very hard.

"Enemies of the heir beware," you whisper to the indifferent snakes.
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"Enemies of the heir beware," you whisper to the indifferent snakes.

7. Longed to be flushed down a toilet.

Has anyone ever actually tried it? Because it's 100% possible.
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Has anyone ever actually tried it? Because it's 100% possible.

8. Immediately and silently sorted someone you just met into the appropriate Hogwarts House.

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"He's such a Ravenclaw."

9. Discreetly pressed a hand against the walls in every train station you visit, just in case.

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Even if it isn't King's Cross Station, there's still a chance.

10. Still felt the tiniest twinge of hope when you check your mail.

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MAIL GETS LOST ALL THE TIME.

11. And still felt the inevitable disappointment when the heaviest envelope is just your utilities bill.

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Dammit.

12. Been very cautious around any and all willow trees.

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13. Felt genuinely afraid of muttering any of the Unforgivable Curses, even as a joke.

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Avada Kedanyway...

14. Looked at a sock and teared up.

"Harry...Potter..."
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"Harry...Potter..."

15. Been immediately suspicious of people who wear a lot of pink.

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No Fudgin' way.

16. Secretly decided what your Horcruxes would be.

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Not that you'd ever kill anyone but come on, constant vigilance, right?

17. Done something embarrassing and whispered "Obliviate," full of hope.

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What a wonderful world that would be.

18. Looked at your empty tea cup a little too closely.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

19. Convinced yourself on more than one occasion that you were going to die soon because you kept seeing the Grim.

And seriously, that breakfast croissant...
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And seriously, that breakfast croissant...

20. Said the words "Expecto Patronum" when you were alone and afraid.

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This isn't at all embarrassing, because it actually helps.

21. Gotten a headache and seriously wondered if all is indeed well...

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