Let's just get something straight right off the bat: The cast of Ant-Man and the Wasp is just all sorts of attractive.
And they all stepped out in their best threads for the premiere last night. It was a blessed event.
Evangeline Lilly, aka The Wasp, was an absolute vision in satin.
Who gave her permission???
And, uhh, can we talk about Hannah John-Kamen, aka our new villain, Ghost?
She took absolutely no prisoners.
Laurence Fishburne, aka Dr. Bill Foster, looked dapper and matched the red carpet.
Sweet and smol Abby Ryder Fortson, aka Cassie Lang, wore one of the best sparkly headbands I've ever seen...
...and posed with her on-screen dad later in the night.
David Dastmalchian, aka Kurt, and Judy Greer, aka Maggie, took a minute to pose off-carpet.
And T.I., aka Dave, looked next-level handsome.
Michael Douglas rocked some shades.
And some other familiar Marvel Universe faces showed up to support their teammates, like Karen Gillan, aka Nebula...
...and Michael Rooker, aka Yondu/Mary Poppins.
But we need to end this lovely journey with the One True Queen and Master of Velvet Jumpsuits, Michelle Marie Pfeiffer, aka Janet Van Dyne.
This woman came for my whole life, and she can have it, tbh. I pledge allegiance and I bend the knee.
I will follow her into battle and near-certain death.
Or totally certain death, honestly. Fine with it.
