You probably know KJ Apa as Archie Andrews, the redheaded star of Riverdale.
But you probably don't know that KJ Apa has the Purest Twitter Account Ever. It's so sweet and good.
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From his very first tweet...
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...to his surprising use of #pussy, it's a treasure trove.
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He gifts us with existential observations.
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And paranormal insight.
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He asks big questions.
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Yep, he REALLY just loves his riddles.
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KJ is great with advice.
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He's Mr. Sage Advice, more or less.
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He's pretty much never wrong.
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He knows when to chill.
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But he doesn't shy away from the tough stuff.
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And KJ is into music!
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He's also into Kendall Jenner.
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He likes so many things, like hugs.
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Well, food in general.
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Marmite in particular.
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And bone broth? Whatever, love him.
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And he seems to love massages? Well, he at least finds them funny.
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But the thing he loves most, above all things, is Spider-Man.
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He can't wait for the new movie.
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Just to be clear, KJ doesn't want to play Spider-Man...
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...he wants to BE Spider-Man.
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He might even have a Spider-Man tattoo by now, it's unclear.
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Look, KJ is just so sweet.
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He's such a sweet fangirl.
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And his tweets are so pure.
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We must protect him. At all costs.