It's been two years since we were first gifted with Star Wars: The Force Awakens and our collective introduction to everyone's favorite garbage son, Kylo Ren.
And with our garbage son came some prime garbage memes, including the perfect Twitter parody account, Emo Kylo Ren.
*applies black eyeliner* my parents don't understand me and i hate them *applies black helmet*
For the past two years, the account has gifted us with some pitch-perfect gems related to other pop culture staples.
dear diary i can't wait to see jared leto's joker it's going to be unbelievably hardcore
But now that Last Jedi is out, the Emo Kylo Ren content is truly back and better than ever.
dear diary there have been some changes
Emo Kylo Ren's been working out:
i’ve been working out
And he's been going through some character development:
i’ve gotten much better at negging
He's still offering cultural observations:
yes i’m a monster but have you considered that the real monster might be society
And just absolutely refusing to own up to his own mistakes:
love means never having to say you’re sorry you did a genocide
He's still a poet:
i want to put my fist through this whole lousy beautiful star system
Oh, and he still has pleeeenty of family drama:
i miss when my uncle’s catchphrase was silence
And some really solid pick-up lines:
hey girl am i a Death Star because i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws an… https://t.co/0GppLPSXNv
And a really solid dating life:
do both of you have to know it’s a date
Really, the most solid:
*chasing you down the sidewalk* excuse me we held hands in my mind so i believe legally you are now my wife
His brand is still strong:
*meticulously colors a bandaid black with sharpie*
So, so strong:
yesterday i heard the opening notes of Welcome To The Black Parade and i barely even turned my head you’ve got to let the past die
And his priorities haven't changed one bit:
how long should you wait in a relationship before you have the talk about sand
See you in Hot Topic, bb.
